Chapter 101 Yes, I drugged her!
Chapter 101 Yes, I drugged her!
Chapter 101 Yes, I drugged her!
Hearing Uchiha Chichi's puzzling words, Kakashi frowned and asked, "So?"
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What's the harm in knowing there are such ungrateful people?
Didn't his father know everything back then, but in the end he gave up everything and chose to end his life at home?
If it were Uchiha Ike, what would he do in a similar situation?
Just as Kakashi began to ponder this question.
Uchiha Ike, however, had already given his answer.
With a faint smile on his face, he said in a gentle tone, "I plan to go back and make them all red bean paste after I collect my reward for the mission."
Kakashi's deadpan expression froze instantly.
He abruptly turned to look at Uchiha Ike, a look of shock appearing on his usually expressionless face: "You....."
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This seems to be... a completely different path from his father's?
"Is this difficult?" Uchiha Ike glanced at Kakashi with a strange look, as if he were looking at a three-year-old child who couldn't read yet.
"Is this a difficult question?" Kakashi couldn't help but retort, "Doesn't this completely fail to solve the problem?"
What good will it do you if you kill everyone?
"You're too naive, Kakashi." Uchiha Ike raised his index finger, shaking his head. "Isn't this the simplest thing to do? Since they don't know how to be grateful, why don't I just kill them all?"
Kakashi's lips twitched, his voice a little hoarse: "But you'll get nothing in return."
"How come we didn't get anything?" Uchiha Ike asked, puzzled. "Weren't they dead?"
Kakashi took a deep breath instinctively, feeling as if all his strength had been drained from his body.
He recalled once again that Uchiha Ike was an oddball.
Qi's brain circuits are something that a normal person like him cannot understand.
Kakashi was a little tired and reached out to cover his forehead.
"What I mean is..."
Even if you kill them, nothing will change, and you won't gain anything.
"Therefore, this is a pointless act."
"Why hasn't anything changed? They're dead." Uchiha Ike tilted his head and said.
You son of a bitch...
In that instant.
Kakashi felt like a hundred groundhogs were screaming inside him at the same time.
at the same time.
Uchiha Ike didn't stop either. He spread his hands and said matter-of-factly, "Besides, it's not like we didn't get anything at all."
"At least I enjoyed it, didn't I?"
"Or do you intend to just endure this?"
Kakashi stubbornly replied, "A ninja is someone who can endure pain that ordinary people cannot."
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"That's a good definition." Uchiha Ike nodded and asked, "So, would you consider yourself a ninja?"
Kakashi clenched his fist, looked at the yellow earth beneath his feet, and said in a low voice, "Of course I am."
Uchiha Ike laughed: "If that's the case, why did you ask me in the first place?"
"I....
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Before Kakashi could answer, Uchiha Ike continued, "The reason you asked is because you don't want to endure it anymore, isn't it?"
"Or rather, you genuinely believe that this is actually wrong."
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Kakashi silently lowered his hands, speechless for a moment.
Seeing Kakashi's expression, Uchiha Ike lowered his eyelids slightly, and a smile appeared on his lips.
He knew that the other party was harping on the matter of Sakumo Hatake again.
This is practically an open-book exam. All I have to do is say something that has some connection to Sakumo Hatake, and I can get Kakashi into the emotional state.
"I can sense that what you really want to ask isn't this specific question, but rather something else that's bothering you."
Uchiha Ike spoke slowly.
"I don't know what you're struggling with, and I'm not interested in asking you, but what I do know is that even the strongest ninja is still human, and humans can't suppress their emotions forever."
"Simply enduring things will never solve anything; it will only embolden your opponent. You can't really tolerate everything, can you?"
Uchiha Ike said meaningfully, "Enduring too much can lead to depression, and depression can lead to suicidal thoughts... Some people just endure and endure until they die."
Kakashi froze, feeling as if a fishbone was stuck in his throat.
Uchiha Ike is right.
His father endured death in this way...
While he was still in a daze, Uchiha Ike started rambling on, trying to patch things up: "So, don't tolerate everything. If you can't tolerate it, then just explode."
"Look, before I kill them, I'll give them a bonus end-of-life education, telling them that they're being sent to the Pure Land because they didn't express gratitude to me. That way, they'll suddenly realize their mistake and understand the importance of gratitude in their next life, right?"
"Look, this way they learn how to be good people, and I get to be a good teacher again. It's a win-win situation! Actually, I think I'm quite suited to be a teacher..."
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Are you fucking crazy...?
Kakashi only snapped back to reality when he heard Uchiha Ike starting to veer off-topic again.
He almost got caught up in Uchiha Ike's schemes again!
Kakashi instinctively took a step back, looking at Uchiha Ike with some wariness.
"You don't look like a ninja at all..."
"I do admit that," Uchiha Ike said frankly. "Don't even mention the resemblance; I don't care if you say I'm not a ninja."
After all, he wasn't a native of Konoha, and possessed a brain that hadn't been tainted by the Will of Fire. He had no intention of sacrificing his heart for existence.
He was not a samurai either; he was tricked by his master and committed seppuku.
If he were Sakumo Hatake...
If he's slandered today, he'll dare to go to the Uchiha clan's territory tomorrow and, in front of the Anbu and Root members, chat and laugh with those Uchiha elders, putting his arm around them.
We could also talk about marriage alliances, strong alliances, etc. With the Hatake clan's swordsmanship combined with the Uchiha's Sharingan, it's easy to accidentally cut the wrong person. Do you think Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo Shimura can sleep soundly?
You like disgusting people, huh? Then let's be disgusting together.
Seeing Uchiha Ike's smile grow wider, Kakashi felt a chill run down his spine and said, "But killing him like that still seems a bit too extreme to me..."
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"That's what I think too."
Uchiha Ike nodded in agreement. "I've never killed anyone before."
How could someone as mild-mannered and conservative as him possibly think of murder?
Kakashi's eyes flickered: "Then you..."
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Kakashi looked on, somewhat puzzled.
Uchiha Ike chuckled, no longer keeping her in suspense, and said in a light tone, "I drugged them."
"Drugs?" Kakashi was taken aback. After a moment's thought, he frowned and asked, "Is it a laxative?"
When ninjas are on a mission, they may also consider drugging their targets to induce an abnormal state, so that they can kill them in one fell swoop while their attention is diverted.
Laxatives are the most commonly used medication.
"No, no, no," Uchiha Ike shook his head, his face full of disgust, "Laxatives are such a low-class thing. I never use laxatives. Don't you find them dirty?"
A question mark slowly appeared on Kakashi's forehead.
"If it's not a laxative, then what is it?"
Snapped!
Uchiha Ike snapped his fingers and opened his palm toward Kakashi.
Kakashi looked down.
A sealed glass test tube containing pink powder lies quietly in Uchiha Ike's palm.
"Regular veterinary medicine." Uchiha Ike blinked innocently and added, "For aphrodisiacs."
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